First Post Ever

I thought it appropriate to start a blog focusing my disinterest upon a smattering of events and topics occurring in and about NYC. Several things to keep in mind during your perusal:

1. If you're reading this post, you apparently have little better to do with your time than surfing for half-baked conjecture online. This leads me to assume that like myself, you are not only strikingly handsome and of the highest intellect, but also beset by the ennui of life.
   
2. I will allow myself to be lived through vicariously by those of you to whom life is too irksome a task to bear. The way I see it, the fewer of you there are mucking up the real world for go-getters like me, the better.
   
3. Refusing to try things out is about as useful as retard on xanax at a construction site.

So, that aside, I think we can delve into some things that have caught my disinterested eye of late.