...a yoke for you good eggs

So this engineering student is walking through MIT when his classmate rides up on a sparkling new red bicycle.

He says to him, "Wow, that's a really great bike! how did you come by it?"

"Well," his friend explains, "I was going for a walk the other day and this beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw it to the ground and then ripped off all of her clothes and threw them aside as well. She looked at me and said, 'Take anything you want!'"

After thinking for a moment, the first student says, "I see you made the right choice, her clothes would never have fit you."