Jens Voigt Facts...

apochryphal and often hilarious 'facts' about everyone's favorite hardman:

my favorite so far has got to be, "Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Jens Voigt pajamas."

MIssed Connections: A Tale of Brooklyn...

Ecuador Earrings - w4w

Date: 2010-06-29, 10:02PMThis is going out into the netherworld so I can let go of it. I can't get the thought out of my head that I should have gotten a name, made more convo, not ran away with my water. But how do you talk to someone who is with someone without them feeling protective? Honestly, I just want to know more people like the both of you. It's like I felt this crazy energy from you, so much so that I went upstairs and had what felt like an anxiety attack! Then I attracted a person to me who told me to send my overwhelming vibes to the sun. I felt like a chain of events happened the minute you appeared at the bar next to me, like you were meant to be there, and even weirder that you used to live very close to where I live now in a different state. It would be one thing if it was in NY. Of all the people in that club...how did I run into you? Maybe we were fated to be friends and I totally bungled that by getting shy and running away. This is totally gay I know. Wish I hadn't acted so weird.

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(the underlining is my "poche" as they say in so called "intellectual circles"...as are parenthetical citations, apparently...)

sorry, that's a lame ass post... here, press command and click this...



and now look at this:

...a yoke for you good eggs

So this engineering student is walking through MIT when his classmate rides up on a sparkling new red bicycle.

He says to him, "Wow, that's a really great bike! how did you come by it?"

"Well," his friend explains, "I was going for a walk the other day and this beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw it to the ground and then ripped off all of her clothes and threw them aside as well. She looked at me and said, 'Take anything you want!'"

After thinking for a moment, the first student says, "I see you made the right choice, her clothes would never have fit you."